cannon rock

a rock version of Pachabell's Cannon... originally arranged by JerryC, first posted video on youtube was played by funtwo, and posted by guitar90, under the title guitar

ever since many copycats(most of which are not as good as the original), and competators (those who actually arranged there own version and played it almost as better, or better than funtwo) have all posted "thier" version of cannon rock

the original version holds over 40 million views... and it is likely that it will hold its place as one of youtubes greatest hits... forever

n00b: have you seen that guy on youtube play a rock version of that one classical song

hackologue: I PLAYED A VERSION OF THAT U N00B!

dude: yea, it's called cannon rock u n00B

by Panthean April 23, 2008

Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy

As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.

by Pickerson July 20, 2010

Ion Cannon

Orbital weapon

Ion Cannon Ready

by Extreme June 19, 2004

Ride the cannon

When someone is acting like they're cool and are strutting about.

"Look at that girl..I'm going to try and pull her. I'm going to have to ride the cannon."

by suiclem August 14, 2006

baby cannon

baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there.

by Dreamer58 June 9, 2011

man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014

Fetal Cannon

Slang for a vagina, often used in a derogatory manner. Can fire at up to 2000 FPS, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape.

Dude, that bitch just fired her fetal cannon right at me!

by Han and Luke January 21, 2008