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Iron curtain skirt (Japanese Tetsuheki Sukaato, lit. Iron Wall Skirt), in Otaku sense related to the situation where under any circumstances, a video game, movie or anime, the heroine wearing skirt could never reveal her underwear (see Schrödinger's panties); Iron curtain refers to the skirt which performs the perfect underwear visibility coverage under almost impossible situations.

Note that Schrödinger's panties refers to the improbable situation while iron curtain refers to the skirt.
(see Schrödinger's panties)

Is the secret behind iron curtain superglue?
by AnnihilatorX August 30, 2009
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beef curtainitis

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general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 9, 2010
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meat curtain

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an unusally large, long vaginal lip.

usually refered to women that have had children.

An old woman's vaginal lips.

see roast beef
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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Curtain Climber

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Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!
by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014
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Curtain tits

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A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds
Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole
by Gross fat man December 2, 2011
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certainstance

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This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.
Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
by von groovy September 15, 2017
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