CPD

This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)

"Oh shit, nigga put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, CPD comin' driving towards us.

by iRep614 October 21, 2008

cpt

Compton LA south centralized

"just beacause I'm from the CPT punk police are afraid of me"

by Dynamo Man July 7, 2005

C-P

Chat lingo for Sleepy.

Im tired but not C-P.

by lovely nessa February 6, 2009

cpf

"Close Personal Friend"

Used as a joke; normally used to apply to celebrities.

Random girl meets Orlando Bloom.

Next day:

Random girl: OMG I met Orlando Bloom yesters!
Random girl's jealous friend: OMG!
Random girl: Yah we're totally like cpf now.

by spaceout September 19, 2007

CPT

Comfy Pants Time.

"Excuse me Edward, but would you care to join us on the croquet field this Sunday evening?"

"I'm afraid I must decline your generous offer, Milton, for that is my CPT"

"Jolly good."

by Cookie Mobster August 28, 2009

CPM

acronym for Call of Duty, Porn, Masterbate. a lifestyle.

Friend: What are you going to do today after school today?
You: What I do everyday, CPM.

by predator990909 May 31, 2010

C.P.H

Cock per Height. Simple math of size divided by height, both in inches, then multiplied by 100.
Good indicator of proportionality.

Average height 5'8.5" Average cock 5.5". Average C.P.H 8.03.

Sure Little Tony is only 5'5", but his C.P.H is like 14!

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015