Clutchensons

When a person "clutches" onto an item for long periods of time without realizing

When it comes to passing the lighter with the pipe, J.P. suffers clutchensons.

by Mizizzy February 19, 2017

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Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017

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Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

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catching skins

Having sex with a woman from a different race

I was catching skins with all the latinas when I went to Mexico

by Shownaa September 24, 2017

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couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018

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Clucking

Iconic sound made by Ugandan Knuckles when repeated and uncompletely clicking their tonge for the choosen Kween with the purpose of showing her their pledge.

Sandra: Listen Judy, I was chilling very peaceful at VRChat (don't judge me, bitch) when, out of nowhere, a large herd of ugandan knuckles appeared and chose me as their "My kween".
Judy: Yeezus!
Sandra: That ain't all, gurl. They surrounded me and started doing a super loud and annoying clucking.
Judy: Oh lord..
Sandra: IK, but yet they, in somehow, made me feel supreme and special for the first time in a long while... (cries)
Judy: (huges Sandra and cry together).
Sandra: (Whispers while crying) I have ebola now.

by GatoIdk January 28, 2018

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