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Tard Claw

A plastic spoon that is turned inside out. It has multiple purposes including- a ladel, a back scratcher, a weapon that is quick at the draw, a reaching device, if flipped the other way a spoon, and many more.
Tard clawtard claw back scratcher ladel weapon quick draw purpose
by I am tard claw July 26, 2011
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Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011
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White Claw Finger

This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.

Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad

"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad

"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
by A6969C August 31, 2019
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Bridge and claw method

This is where you anal a person when they are bent over like a bridge and you claw down their back and on the bum cheeks and sometimes the bum hole.
Person one bends over and person two claws their back and bum hole whilst doing anal called the bridge and claw method
by Simmy1yt November 19, 2018
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Bear Claw

A set of pussy lips that are so rank they have nails.
Look at that dumpy house frump. That bear claw of hers is wearing right through the front of her jeans.
by El Chodo Con Queso September 24, 2003
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dragon claws

a connection of the sideburns down in a line down to the chin (i.e. chinsrap) but instead of connecting in the middle there it is shaved, thus resulting in two extentions of the sideburns, leaving two "dragon claws". Mostly for persians, but other races can pull it off.
that nigga ali was shaving his beard into a chinstrap, but he had a revalation, thinking it would be cool to have it not connect at the chin. the nonconnection could also be attributed to ali messing up the middle and covering it up with the amazing DRAGON CLAWS, leaving him as a huge pimp and fucking bitches wenever he wants, because girls love exotic shit baby DGAF!
by ruophelas December 13, 2008
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The Claw

When faggot scene kids raise there hands the air into the shape of a claw at shitty concerts with stupid bands like The Devil Wears Parada and Bring Me The Horizon.
John: lets go do the claw in this hardcoredanceing pit.

Jimmy: okay then lets go fuck one another with our tight pants and gay hair!

John Br00tal d00d!
by Cjew666 November 15, 2011
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