capedits zaza

described as someone who smoked too much weed and their brain is literally rotting so they spout brainrot

person1: 67 67 67 67 MANGO MUSTARD
person 2: dude you're dragging it you're like a capedits zaza

by itsnotdraw October 31, 2025

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.

Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.

by Tattatu November 20, 2016

Heavily Clapped

A person who lacks good looks, whether because of genetics or environment.

That girl I got off with at that party last night was heavily clapped.

by Pierre1488 April 22, 2017

Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.

After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.

by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018

Danny Clappedburn

A round headed specimen who spends his time giving out insults but never being prepared to take them back also very clapped

He’s such a Danny Clappedburn

by TopShaggerJack February 15, 2019

D’Clawed

When your buddy gets so fucked up and you deny him of any more white claws

After my friend punched a donkey and fucked a beagle I had to pronounce him D’Clawed

by DrinkClawsBreakLaws August 17, 2019