carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

Carson

A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.

Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies

Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it

by Anonymous1365 May 7, 2018

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021

Carson

He like men and is into men and will always be into men

Carson oh yeah he likes men

by Jack doherty November 22, 2021

Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian

Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*

by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson

A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.

Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar

by Tribnuts March 16, 2022