A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.
"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Get the Carl camera mug.A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tard mug.When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.
Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"
by Read it! July 10, 2025
Get the Carl support mug.Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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Carl Kim, from Los Angeles, shared street dance styles in South Korea during the early 1990s, before global internet access made those styles widespread.
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A dude from Los Angeles who hit South Korea in the early ’90s, busting underground LA street dance moves before the internet made them global. Known for rocking freestyle in clubs and singing La Bamba at karaoke while locals tried to catch the vibe.
A dude from Los Angeles who hit South Korea in the early ’90s, busting underground LA street dance moves before the internet made them global. Known for rocking freestyle in clubs and singing La Bamba at karaoke while locals tried to catch the vibe.
by Underground Beats September 2, 2025
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