bryan

the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.

he is a bryan

by the saviour of the memes November 5, 2019

Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

Bryan

Someone who flex a lot on Snapchat and likes to have more views

Also has a big head and gets but hurt over small stuff

That Bryan flex to much

by Djmayo June 25, 2018

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.

by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018

bryan

bryan’s one of the worst people you can meet. He’ll treat you like he loves you one day but if you ever do something wrong , just one time, he will cut you off instantly. He will always stay on your mind , it’ll be hard to forget him. That’s why he’s such a bad person

“That’s the bryan who fucked her over”

by aylie March 26, 2022

Bryan

He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.

“Wow did you see bryan and his ex??! He’s got a good one!”

by 4ktayl June 18, 2023