Wesley Bruce

Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️

Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around

by Brook Nunya December 8, 2018

Bruce Ketrick

A very muscular man with a kind smile and nice personality people usually gravitate towards a Bruce Ketrick because he is a natural born leader.

I was out it’s the leader of the gang Bruce Ketrick

by Yeeeeeeeet.bot December 12, 2018

Bruce Lee'd

When you get to a level of highness which your no longer able to bring any words together in a sentence and you can only make the karate chop sounds that Bruce lee makes

Person 1: here mate you good?

Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah

Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate

by Yea mate September 1, 2017

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. went to the college Thomas Jefferson made.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. played quarterback at UVA.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018