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Brodester 

A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.

CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"

Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
Brodester by Pocketchips April 24, 2010

brödinger

Someone who could either be a bro or chick, but you don't know till you sleep with them
Justin Beiber.... oh wait, its a chick.

Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.
brödinger by BohredAsHell April 26, 2011

broderhånd 

A danish word for help, but it sounds more like something a gay couple would say to each other if they wanted to give a handjob
Hey du, har du brug for en broderhånd *wink wink*
broderhånd by SmilingSadFace November 19, 2015

Got bodies on 

To have bodies on: A quality of a firearm which has been used to kill people. This weapon will, naturally, be a dangerous one to carry around in our era of advanced ballistics as possession of it can tie the owner to the murders committed.

If a gun has been used to commit two murders, it can be said to have two bodies on it.
"So what if they got bodies on 'em, they look brand new"
-50 Cent
Got bodies on by maks January 27, 2008

Slayed bodies 

When you fuck multiple girls in a single night.
“Bro how did last night go for you? I was so blacked out I got whisky dick bad
“It was fucking awesome, it was like the god damn civil war in the club, I fucking I slayed bodies!”
Slayed bodies by Johnny Legend November 25, 2021

you do not recognize the bodies in the water 

you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
"You do not recognize the bodies in the water"
(happy life occurs.)
"I recognize the bodies in the water."
(vivid screaming, then audio cut.)