A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.
CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"
Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.
To have bodies on: A quality of a firearm which has been used to kill people. This weapon will, naturally, be a dangerous one to carry around in our era of advanced ballistics as possession of it can tie the owner to the murders committed.
If a gun has been used to commit two murders, it can be said to have two bodies on it.
"So what if they got bodies on 'em, they look brand new"
-50 Cent
“Bro how did last night go for you? I was so blacked out I got whisky dick bad”
“It was fucking awesome, it was like the god damn civil war in the club, I fucking I slayed bodies!”