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Northern Breakfast

Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from the partner's mouth for pleasure.
"Bah, that lass I nobbed last night were a reet dirty scunner - she weren't 'appy til I gave her a Northern Breakfast, reet from crack to scalp"
by ThathairyblokefromWeymouth March 17, 2009
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Welsh Breakfast

Oral sex between any consenting adults, animals or objects.
by dcp1000 September 17, 2012
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Pimp's Breakfast

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.
by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009
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breakfart

A random fart that breaks the moment of peace such as a loud toot in the library, or classroom, or at a funeral.
1st person: "man its so quiet in this class....better let out a breakfart. x3 *lets it all out* "

entire class: "*sniff sniff*AW! Who let out a breakfart?"
by DyingWillMan October 30, 2009
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Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky]

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.
"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"
by Will Bradley January 15, 2009
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breakfast face

Someone who has a face that looks like a plate of breakfast. Two over-easy eggs for eyes, and one or two strips of bacon for a mouth. Frequently, you can find breakfast faces at the restaurant IHOP. This is ironic, because of the breakfast faces they serve there. Their breakfast face is pancakes fruit and whipped topping as facial features.
used in a sentence: "That girl's got breakfast face."
by BearSuit February 23, 2008
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Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.
by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008
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