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Brandon

An all around piece of fucking shit. Complete trash that can’t hold a relationship and runs from anything good. Will fuck anything with a hole and have no respect for it later. Self absorbed, worthless piece of hot diarrhea.
by ForeverPetty August 22, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon
Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.
by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018
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Brandon

A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020
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Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
by bmjmb June 7, 2017
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Brandon

He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side
Some person says fuck u

Brandon goes over there and beats his ass
by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018
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Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head
Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot
by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018
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Brandon

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's
by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018
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