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fart bottle

When a person farts, then uses a bottle-like container to suck up the fart and seal it for a later use. Usually to unleash the stench into somebody's face.
"Dude, I've been saving this fart bottle for 3 hours now, waiting for David"
by The Mink August 10, 2006
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pee bottle

A Bottle of Pee. Any kind of bottle , you may pee in.
Usually made to be drank by another for prank or thrown as a bomb.
Anthony: Pisses in the bottle
Anthony: Asks a friend if he wants orange juice.
Friend: Yes.
Friend: drinks the orange juice.

The Pee bottle was filled with guzzling Yellow Unhealthy Jizz.
by Andy Phouphayry November 28, 2005
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Chuck the Bottle Thrower

When you throw an empty soda bottle at a retarded kid and he calls you "Chuck".
Hey Chuck, Chuck the bottle thrower, you threw a bottle at me, bozo.
by Mark Fabe November 15, 2006
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spin the bottle

A game, usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a bottle in turn, and the person who the bottle stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the bottle happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped bottle must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature. Spin the cell phone is a modern variation on the game.
"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the bottle!"
by jonlindg December 2, 2005
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Fair shake of the sauce bottle

Speaking to Sky News after the swearing in of new ministers, Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd rejected the view that not enough women were promoted.

"Fair shake of the sauce bottle, mate," he said. "If you were to compare what this Government has done in terms of the promotion of women of talent and ability compared with our predecessors, it's chalk and cheese."
by Sideshow? June 9, 2009
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piss bottle

A bottle of piss that is left outside one's door when this person/group has been too loud. In some cultures, the piss bottle is used to serve as a warning and is believed to strike fear and terror into the hearts of those who are too noisy while playing Mario Tennis at 4:30 A.M. In others, it is meant to appease the mighty Piss Gods. As for our culture, we haven't decided yet.
Earl: Hey Cletus, they's makin' noise again! Come piss in this here bottle and leave 'er outside ther door! Tha'll show 'em. An maybe the Piss Gods 'll be made happy and take way my here rash.

Cletus: I dun like those piss bottles. They's tastey drinkin' too!
by Robbie T. May 2, 2006
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tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.
I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
by iva pad February 27, 2011
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