soyed booger

A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!

Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!

by Koala from Havana January 29, 2019

Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge

Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

Silverback boogerwolf

A single toothed ugly fat female/male that insists they are or have been having sex with you

That is the nastiest silverback boogerwolf in town and she won't leave me alone.

by Dreamms October 18, 2020

ass boogers

Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.

Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.

by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021

Ugly booger

Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly

“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say”

“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”

by Seth albright November 16, 2021