ex-booger

(noun) either an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend that you can't seem to get rid of no matter what you try. Just like a booger that is stuck on one finger and you try to fling it off, but it gets stuck to your next finger over and over again.
(boy trying to get rid of girl)I tried seeing other guys to see if that would get rid of my ex-booger, but it didn't work. I also tried changing my phone number and deleting my ex-bogger from my facebook and myspace, but she somehow keeps sticking to me.
by UDwurdcreator March 17, 2009
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sticky boogers

He ejaculated on the bed and she replied, "Wipe up your sticky boogers."
by Miss AMC July 11, 2007
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booger eater

po' white trash...po'______ trash (all nationalities apply)
let's go to the tractor pull, the all you can eat buffet, and diddle our siblings like a true booger eater.
by T-style December 14, 2005
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yeast boogers

when your vagina creates an excessive amount of yeast due to lack of wiping. These excessive amounts begin to clump in or around the vaginal hole.
man! when i banged katie last night i got all these yeast boogers on my boner.
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jungle booger

that damn jungle booger stole my bike!
by Tod Ritter 3 June 04, 2011
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sugar booger

-noun
A clitoris.
.....as he teasingly circles her sweet sugar booger with his tounge,......
by dragonstooth August 27, 2006
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booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.
Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.
by Eric July 12, 2004
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