Aggravated torture causing bodily harm 

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes

I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate

Aggravated torture causing bodily harm by Cody5050 May 12, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra 

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Alien Bean-bodies 

The Alien Bean-bodies are a group of aliens who lives on the planet Nahfalafagus, invented by Youtuber and creative genius Moriah Elizabeth (my queen) in 2022.

The Alien Bean-bodies are so colorful and fun to look at!

Alien Bean-bodies by imthatbitchfromurnightmareshee November 26, 2023

If you're able bodied you can work 

So I'm stealing your property so you have to

Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."

If you're able bodied you can work by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

Testicular grievous bodily harm by yrgh October 5, 2025

Vaginal grievous bodily harm 

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

Vaginal grievous bodily harm by yrgh October 5, 2025

I do not recognize the bodies in the water 

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

I do not recognize the bodies in the water by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022