good morning and god bless

A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018

I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today

by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy

When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 7, 2018

Bless

When ur mate or mum or anyone says u are gonna get something good for u and ur mates

"I will take u all to nandos later"
"Yes boys bless"

by THE PIGEON KING February 18, 2017

Bless

A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!

"I saw bless take a girls phone!"
"Bless is a total Blessing!"
"Bless is a cool guy"

by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018