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Security Blanket

When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.
Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.
by Capt._Awsome September 24, 2020
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Horse Blanket

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.
Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.
by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020
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Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
by danzig1984 April 2, 2011
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Trick blanket

A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.
I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.
by Kristen Stergioss December 27, 2009
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Blanket Flip

When you're on your back, you roll back wards and

push your knees in ur cheast and use ur hands to push forward to land on your feet. But all of it is in the air!
Do a blanket flip!!!
by THE Freshman Joe November 5, 2009
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Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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Blanket Princess

Blanket Princess is a fucking idiot who’s obsessed with bugs and is 10, she also is fruity as hell she’s a whole ass fruit basket. she screams a lot and is hyperactive, probably has adhd but shh don’t tell her parents because she’s an anxious chaos child with a gecko named prince beetle (admiral mcgullycutty)
*being defined*
“hey wait is that that fucker Blanket Princess”
“AAAAAAA”
“god fucking damnit it is her and she’s screaming”
“IS THHAT A FUCKING SHEEP”
by blanketprincess September 24, 2021
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