Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"

Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

by Petelite December 13, 2008

beeslortch

Another word for Bitch

- yeah i caught my woman in the bathroom getting banged in the ass by one of the knuckle-draggin' cueball bouncers
- that fookin beeslortch!

by maurelius July 31, 2007

Beesays

A more formal form of the word "Beezay," meaning bong, bud, or bowl.

"Shall we begin the beesays banquet."

by Beesehyhwhats April 22, 2010

beeshabangin

when something is cool or awesome

Wow! that's a beeshabangin tie!

by lilwheezeman54 March 16, 2011

beesmer

BEESMER's have the biggest dicks ever and the most attractive male around town.

Man that beesmer is hawt

by Cade bees November 16, 2016

Beeshnoggin

Being a bitch in the head but in G rated terms

Brennan is being such a beeshnoggin today.

by Weirdpersonofearth35 October 1, 2017

Beestig

Beestig bee-stig (adv.) means great, awesome, exceptional, crazy… along the lines of beastie.

Its origin stems from the Flemish language (a Belgian dialect of the Dutch language), where Beestig is derived from 'beest', meaning animal/creature or simply beast.

So, was last night as awesome as you expected it to be?
- Dude, it was beestig.

That guy's totally beestig, you will definitely have a good time with him!

by Rogervc November 10, 2017