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Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.
Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater
by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024
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Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
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Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.
Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago
by Ether2001 May 5, 2023
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Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.
My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.
by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024
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Bandit Beater

A Roblox term meaning a repetitive game where you fight enemys that appear as a normal roblox avatar
(Deepwoken is not a Bandit Beater common misconception) A bandit beater must have a very repetitive gameplay style
by PP_with_forskin April 27, 2024
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boy beater

girl who has sex with a ton of boys
"its her 4th boy this week, she's a boy beater"
by Illumi :) May 30, 2024
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Dick Beater's Arm

When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.
I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!
by TheBikesman November 25, 2021
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