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Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.
I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.
by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021
mugGet the Smoked beefmug.

beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.
I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020
mugGet the beef nutmug.

Beef farm

When a herd of fuck boys get together for "bro's night" and forget to hit on women.
Man, last night went from party status to beef farm real fast when the ladies didn't show up.
by Tik Tak Bro May 3, 2015
mugGet the Beef farmmug.

Beef Skin

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
mugGet the Beef Skinmug.

beef the fluff

the act of fluffing or exaggerating the positives of information so as not to offend the sensitive
I had to beef the fluff so she wouldn’t get offended
by DavKat May 5, 2018
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beef piccalo

A derisive term used to describe an extremely small penis ie: the piccalo being the smallest percussion instrument
Good morning Dane will the orchestra be meeting at the concert hall? If so will you be playing your beef piccalo?
by Pheen April 24, 2018
mugGet the beef piccalomug.

Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.
I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
mugGet the Beef Schweatmug.

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