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by Seradon July 31, 2012

Safe

A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.

Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!

by going_south November 21, 2021

Safe

When you want to want to say goodbye but it’s to formal

Aight mate it’s getting late ,safe

by Disks dissosoel March 28, 2023

Safe Territory

the new reference and replacement when a “safe space” just isnt enough.

joann left the party to find a safe territory after locking herself in the bathroom away from the party predators wasn’t enough.

by Dud Dudlee January 17, 2024

Safe immigrant

When you pass off as a local. In Canada it's being white and not having an accent.

They are totally a safe immigrant no one would tell them to go back home.

by Treesmakenoise September 11, 2021

Safe Rejection

Safe Rejection is when you get rejected by someone who isn't the same sexuality as you.

Carol got the Safe Rejection treatment by Matt because Matt is gay and not in to women. So at least it's not because of how she looks or her personality.

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011