having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister
Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...
Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?
Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero
Guy 2: your madd ugly...
by DJ maxximum November 21, 2008
by XSoulHeadshotX August 30, 2008
The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks
by rcp72 April 27, 2009
Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.
Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."
by Skewber April 26, 2017
The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.
National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!
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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!
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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.
by RedShocktrooper May 13, 2010
by marthazolanski February 25, 2021
When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his jee-honson is showing.
To sag on the front side.
To sag on the front side.
Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?
JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.
JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.
by Renoryn November 28, 2007