The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.
I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.
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A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.
by Moke October 27, 2006
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A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways
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Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon
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Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger
Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.
Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.
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