broken bagel

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.

Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel

by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 11, 2014

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

trash bagel

A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel

Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster

by Billythekidtrash bagel May 7, 2018

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016

scum bagel

When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.

"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".

by Brian4reel November 27, 2016

Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.

Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!

by ComedyHostel September 25, 2013

minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

by michlovin July 21, 2015