Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face
Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...
by DANK YAMS March 24, 2023
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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard pleasehehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 08, 2020
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mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”
by Nathaniel woolard April 05, 2021
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mustard monkey

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''
by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022
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Honey Mustard sauce

A very and an increasingly popular sauce or sandwich spread especially among the Millennial generation and today’s youth, chiefly due to the fact that regular mustard is now almost exclusively eaten mainly by adults in their forties or older, see: Yellow Mustard
My father and mother primarily eat yellow or spicy brown mustard; most or practically all millennials and today’s youth will only eat honey mustard sauce if they even eat any kind of mustard at all
by Weathercaster1021 March 14, 2021
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jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
by Doritoman44 May 29, 2024
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Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
by Sally H. December 28, 2022
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