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Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened
by Darren November 30, 2002
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Bollockmoth

Excretory insect which uses camouflage on its wings to make it the same colour of the host's testicles; on which it resides. Bollockmoths are common in the summer months; and are not to be confused with big flakes of pubic psoriasis.
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
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bullockus

1) The types of creatures one would find in HELL.

2) One who consumes massive amounts of liquids, yet no one ever sees using a bathroom.
1) continue on your path and you will see a bullockus one of these days.

2) yes, i had 4 AM/PM big gups. no, i never pee...
by BluTooth May 31, 2005
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dog's bollocks

though to come from the 1950s where construction toys would be sold in two sizes box standard and box deluxe. giving us bog standard (generic, kind of pants, no extras) and the dog's bollocks (the bee's knees, the best, the greatest ever)
by juliett1988 May 20, 2010
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rattle bollocks

The vagina
Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.
by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003
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Fluffy bollok

a bollok that is fluffy
oh.my.god
did u see his fluffy bollok
by graham gravel February 8, 2008
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Navy BoxLock

1.) When a navy guy gets his girl pregnant right before a long deployment, to ensure that she'll be his once he gets back. Sometimes this is done to make it so he doesn't have to help her through the whole ordeal of being pregnant.

2.) Also refers to the act of proposing to a girlfriend prior to a long deployment, in attempt to make her feel obligated to him. This especially refers to instances where the couple is mismatched.
1.)

L:Hey, did you hear that Jen is pregnant?

C:Yea, Midshipman Quincy totally applied the Navy boxlock.
L: That sucks cuz she totally deserves better.

2.)

L: Midshipman Quincy just asked Jen to marry him dude.
C: Damn, I can't believe he wasted the Navy boxlock on her slutty ass.
L: Well, he was thinkin she'll stay faithful if he did that, but we all know she's been banging Nick behind her back anyway.
by XxDR4ST1C_M3A5UR3SxX January 30, 2010
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