Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 07, 2022

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not enough attention at home syndrome

uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.

damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?

by blayz00 September 20, 2020

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you need medical attention?

If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session

"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."

by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022

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attention shaming

The practice on social media (Facebook in particular) of chastising others for responding to the news they are responding to, accusing them of being distracting from "more important" issues, as determined by the scolder.

Lauren's most recent episode in attention shaming Dirk was for tweeting about Sean Spicer's latest gaffe instead of a new report from Greenpeace on the near extinction of Zimbabwean duck-billed platypi due to climate change.

by Marquismarq April 11, 2017

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Bestow attention

Bestow attention is the type of attention you give to your bestow. Like when your bestow is SO bored, and they ask for bestow attention you better listen up and pay close attention to only your bestow. Give your bestow your undivided attention and just make a time consuming convo. Ask questions, play truth or dare, or do whatever you want, just give your bestow attention

Only acceptable when asked by your bestow... so give some bestow attention

by cnco_owner17...insta.name November 11, 2019

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