eva the soft bitch

eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized
eva the soft bitch are you friends with her?
nope shes so ugly

nice lets be friends!!
by zyxnk June 30, 2021
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Eva and Ethan

Eva and Ethan
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.
Girl#1: Who's that...
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.
by Eva<3<3 December 18, 2022
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eva

evas tend to be in friend groups of 3 used to be a friend group with like 22 people often called the kebab then a friend group of 4 one toxic friend later a great amazing group of 3 people. beware an evas on your street ready to hunt for better friends so be evas friend trust me u won't be a pickled strawberry
oh my god i feel like such a dumbo

eva; its okay im hear for u darling
by karma1989 February 21, 2023
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Eva Tsunaka

Best most amazing thing you'll ever see in your life. Absolute girlboss. (The Ultimate liar in project eden's garden, Very stoic and knows how to keep calm in serious situations. aka a queen.)
P1:Hey do you know a Eva Tsunaka?
P2: Hell yeah, love that bitch.
P3: Based.
by Kim The (Based) Writer October 25, 2023
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Eva Brawny

interchangeable name for female spouses of fascist Qpublican men
Jocelynn was watching the news and saw Melanoma Trump flash by the screen. "oh shit, there goes Eva Brawny again." her roommate Carol chimed in and said "wait, hode up: I thought that was Kim Guilfoyle?" Jocelynn, not missing a beat, retorted "well, Eva Brawny broadly applies to any wife of a male fascist. Casey DeSantis, who is corrupt AF just like Ronald, is the latest one"
by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2023
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Eva Caudillo

whoever knows her is soooo lucky guys...NEVER TAKE EVA FOR GRANTED I SWEAR TO GODDDD
Hey brooo, how are you?
Eva caudillo: gurt
by kisse August 12, 2025
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Best Lacrossers Eva

Literally nobody can beat them. Wins every game. Never once missed the net. Genuinely the best lacrosse player in the entire universe.
“Those girls are the best lacrossers eva
by Toesandfeet April 27, 2022
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