almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

altass

Small potato looking person who has feet and toes

My altass is itchy

by Burlzy2000 May 27, 2016

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Alostonian

People of the town of Alosta. The town of Alosta lies in the Foothills of the San Gabriel mountains near Glendora. The town only exists on the books of the California Land Management.

Fellow Alostonian's we have an new beer to taste

by breweradams May 20, 2017

Alto

Alto is just a shortened version of "alright though"..

it's a quick and somewhat secretive way of gossiping about the sexy guy next to you.

Friend: Hey.. 2 o'clock!
Me: Daym! Alto!

by LeSquash September 16, 2017

ALOSHI

A KWASIA

"ALOSHI, YOU STUPID"

by Olatokunbo Morakinyo January 21, 2018

Almostish

. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.

I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.

by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018