Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020

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The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 08, 2021

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alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 02, 2014

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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 07, 2022

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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.

Hey look at that fat alien whale

by Fat alien whale August 07, 2022

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