An Alexis

When you find a hot, seemingly normal but soon to be (or already) homeless girl, move her in with you, knock her up and then wish you were dead because it was a horrible fucking idea to begin with.

I saw a hot homeless chick at the park, may pull an Alexis.

by Sideshow Carl September 18, 2019

Alexis

Alexis is usually a very girly girl with lots of clothing and make up. They like taking care of themselves and pampering themselves. They are usually the paranoid and suspicious type. If they are not dealing with the best kind of everything from wines to clothes to people they will not want to associate with you. She will do anything to keep her friends. Most of her acquaintances use her subtly to befriend her classy and rich other friends. She is usually very well connected and popular. People that say she is a bitch are just jealous of her and what she's got. It is difficult to be in her space as she is fussy and a complainer. She gets all the guys and likes others to believe she is sexually conservative when actually she can open her legs very easily. Most guys say she has a hot guava and a tight little tanned ass. The guys drool over her sexiness and become entranced by her hot pussy. Her close girlfriends are all uglier than her and secretly want to eat her pussy. Who wouldn't? She is not afraid to say what she thinks. She has secrets and is a secretive type with good intentions and class. She can be a little two faced but means well and would never intentionally hurt someone.

Who is that hot little thing over there? Alexis!

by KaplanCohen May 15, 2016

Alexis

Alexis is a spoiled little bitch that is so short and also THINKS that she is the queen b and everyone likes her

WELL GUESS WHAT U SKANKY LITTLE BITCH NO ONE FUCKING LIKES U

Larry:Is that alexis

Blake:Yup she's a little skanky little cunt

by Berenice Espinosa January 29, 2018

Alexis

McDonald’s car park slut

Girl: She looks like a girl who you would sleep with in a McDonald’s car park

Boy: Yeah she looks like an Alexis

by Balloftruth May 18, 2018

Alexis/Lexi

A BITCH WITH A PHAAAAAAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Guy 1: DAYUUUUM Alexis/lexi GOTTA PHAT ASS.
Guy 2 : SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

by free6ixe9ine April 9, 2019

alexisonfire

The Band EMOS choose to love

im a stupid emo im gonna listen to alexisonfire and cry my itty bitty emo heart out

by tayter July 22, 2008

alexyss

A(n) extremely stinky turd.

A Conversation Between Two Guys:

"Dude did you just shit yourself!?"

"Haha yeah bro"

"Dude its huge"

"I'm proud that came out my asshole"

"Dude.. that's kinda gay"

"STFU! IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE THATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! THIS IS MY SHIT-BABY AND I AM PROUD TO BE A GAY FATHER!

"Dude.."

"Sorry bro.."

"Um."

"This is awkward. ."

"So.. what are you gonna name your shit-baby?"

"Alexyss"

The End

by themegaqueefmaster69 December 9, 2013