University of Alabama

The University of Alabama is a state funded college in the state of Alabama. Basically, it sucks donkey balls for pesos. They got abandoned by one football coach and then had to fire another because he hired a whore. Their football team sucks. They have a mascot of an elephant, yet their battle call is "Roll Tide" What the fuck is a tide? Are they gonna do our laundry?

University of Alabama lost to Auburn 17-7.

by Lurch May 4, 2003

Alabama slama

Act of having sex with a relative.

Jim-Bob had sex with his sister, hence, the Alabama slama.

by lonelypauly December 25, 2005

Alabama whitesnake

A white man's pecker.

"Steve showed Christie his Alabama whitesnake last night."

by Bamaladi September 30, 2006

alabama milkshake

When you get done having anal sex with some girl you pull it out, pour ranch dressing into the ass, and suck that bad boy out with a staw.

After having anal sex try out that alabama milkshake. It is very tasty!!

by Nick Casey April 4, 2008

Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.

"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"

by alabamanator October 28, 2009

Alabama Pipeline

Shitting into a condom and shoving the condom down girls throat and then cumming in her mouth

Last nite my girlfriend took an Alabama Pipeline in the mouth

by Gbizzle and Kdizzle cool kids February 21, 2012

Alabama Handshake

the act of coming in your hand and slapping your sexual partner in the face

i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake

by bevdogg May 6, 2011