after dinner mint

a small bowl usually packed after a substantially large toke session

"yo im fucked up but i could use an after dinner mint if u know what i mean"

by drugs are good March 23, 2003

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 15, 2008

After School Bombing

the act taking a HUGE shit after coming home from school

Jason-"ah man, that lunch aint setting right with me man"

Quan-"just use the nurse room toilet"

Jason-"nah, i'll just do an After School Bombing, our bathroom has a window"

by Kokujoman July 28, 2011

after school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after school special would end.

by Elliott October 4, 2006

After school special

Something your Sister gives you before your parents get home from work.

Named after the infamous after school specials your parents used as a babysitter

by MC Menses December 2, 2004

Calm after the storm

It is when one recieves felatio after anal sex to assist with cleaning of the brown stains.

John said to wendy "i demand a little calm after the storm" just after wendy had an explosion of violent diarrohea while he was fucking her hard in the arse.

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.

"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"

by beejer-egg August 26, 2013