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Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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anti-abortion

The opposite of an abortion, which is making life. Protesters are usually called “Abortionists”. You also need to fuck a girl for this to happen.
Oh fuck i think John got an anti-abortion with his girl Jiggie
by FuckYouWeBallWithYoBalls August 21, 2024
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Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen
Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike
by Mommy go May 13, 2022
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
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Abortion

ALSO has ties to eugenics! But information is only selectively relevant. So, the logic is 'Natalism is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Natalism bad.'
Hym "But it doesn't apply when it comes to abortions! There is no 'Abortion is downstream of eugenics. Eugenics is bad. Therefore, Abortion is bad' for you. But somehow it's MY MIND that needs to change. It's the same thing you're doing with that whore fucking that retard. And now you're trying to, what, rob me into not murdering a child? You're optimism is endearing though. About Kamala as a candidate I mean."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
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Abortable

1. A Lolitanese word that describes someone or something repulsive; the opposite of adorable.
2. A word to describe a repulsive action done by an adorable character.
Person 1: My cat just vomited on my favorite pantsuit!
Person 2: That's sooo abortable!

Person 1: Look, Daddy! I made an action figure out of hair I found in the shower drain!
Person 2: Son, that's abortable.
by Lolitan March 3, 2011
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