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Black liberal/independent: I asked this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah dude he racist
Black conservative: I axed this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah and that if I like him I an "uncle tom"
by dangnuggets April 2, 2019
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Axed

Yeah! Totally! The guy you are pretending to be needs to be axed!
Hym "No, you're not getting away with it. It doesn't matter what I did and I am absolutely going to fuck your wife. Believe that. YOU need ME to get axed but it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with ✌️✊️✌️What's good for society or the internet discourse✌️✊️✌️. It's for YOU to NOT LOOK LIKE you pretended to be a guy who is better than you to fuck Swedish woman who are out of your league... Which would make you a literal rapist... So, like, anybody got a bead on what happened with Destiny's (Defender of society!) bank account after his wife left him? Because THE DAY AFTER I alluded to the FACT that I AM NOT DESTINY... His wife had ✌️✊️✌️Visa issues✌️✊️✌️ And then NEVER RETURNED AND LEFT HIM... THAT IS SOME FUCKING MYSTERIOUS SHIT RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT? And he has a meltdown everyone he sees someone else doing the thing he's doing! And he calls for them to be deplatformed... Why is that? It MUST BE that the guy HE IS ALSO IMPERSONATING is just SO EVIL AND PSYCHOPATHIC... That HE needs to be the only one do the thing that THEY ARE BOTH DOING. That's got to be it. It can't possibly be that IF I'M NOT DEPLATFORM BEFORE PEOPLE FIND OUT WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED. And if I MURDER KIDS BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED... It's not that. It CAN'T be that... For him, I mean. It can and is but HE really needs that to not be the case."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends
stop being an axe parker
by spreespree March 18, 2022
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One-Handed Axe

A fictional weapon type in World Of Warcraft classic that is highly coveted within <Mediocre> by the Warrior class. One-Handed Axe users are typically players who made a mistake at character creation by picking a non-human race.
My "best-in-slot" One-Handed Axe is Crul'shorukh, Edge of Chaos, but I don't think it will ever drop because it isn't real.
by rngesus_please May 30, 2020
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ax puff

a person on blickord,
"hey look at that P U F F"
'ax puff is h0m0"
by rakkujauckku January 21, 2021
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Axe Club

A club of people who were axed (who lost their jobs) due to Donald Trump's policies. A term that originated in Ann Arbor, MI.
"You were also axed because you worked in an organization welcoming legal refugees following Donald Trump's executive order? Join the Axe Club."
by PartoftheAxeClub February 6, 2025
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Kobey axe

Kobey axe is the best basketball player to ever exist. Literally no one on planet earth can guard him. He averages 100 points per game😱😱 bag is extremely deep🥶
by The goat🥶🥶🥵 November 21, 2023
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