duffle ass

A white girl with An ass so wide and out of shape that is resembles a duffle bag full of dirty laundry
Shirley over at Applebee’s is such a bitch yo!!
I wanna break my foot off in her duffle ass!!
by Hasbeenoncewas April 24, 2018
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ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
by Antonio Sylvia January 07, 2014
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dogfood ass

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017
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ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"
"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."
by Mike Cheezmar December 06, 2012
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Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
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Ass Haller

by Freshboi87 October 30, 2018
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Cool ass

A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool
*Lebron dunks on someone *

OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK
by BZ4 🤐 July 23, 2019
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