arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

by harry clasper August 27, 2017

arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

by Snuffle Grudger December 5, 2009

fing-arsed

When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.

After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.

by Rockville June 11, 2009

Arse Brick

Arse Brick - brick that comes from arse, - big turd - large excrement - heavy poo - a poo that sinks - a poo that doesn't flush - a poo that you may need tools to remove - a poo that really really hurts you arse (like it was square as a brick)

- derived from the term bricking it ;)

geez freddie , your such an arse brick!!!!

that guy was an arse brick

dont be an arse brick

isn't tom cruise such , an, ARSE BRICK!!!

or ......

you lucky arse brick

by buku man May 25, 2009

toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

by GinoC February 4, 2010

Llama Arse

1. The arse of a llama

'Look at that Llama Arse!!'

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by dramatic otter May 16, 2011

arse master

to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.

you's aint nothin but an arse master bitch!!

by pip-sticks August 13, 2006