Alexander

An Alexander is a guy who have the biggest penis is the world
Wow, look at this, his name is Alexander for sure
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Alexander

The guy who dates the ugly Polish girls, but is good looking all the time, his ex was better
Alexanders ex is better
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Alexander

MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN
'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"
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Alexander

Alexander is a ladies man! A fan of the boys and the girls with a heart of gold and the face to match. Usually very intelligent and well mannered: Alexander is a fully rounded guy, and does anything to achieve his goals.

Charismatic, funny and loud; Alexander will always keep you entertained 24/7. He’s also very loyal, gives good advice and is GUARANTEED to make you cry when the moment calls for it.

If you have a best friend/boyfriend called Alexander, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world!
No way, is that Alexander?!

Alexander just left the room
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alexander

twink. short, thin, only wearing hoodies, has had atleast 1 or more of these following "phases":
hamilton, my little pony, fnaf, creepypasta, heathers, or creepy gay art kid
has too many memes for too many situations, you should worry about if any of them have actually happened to him.
mommy issues.

always only drawing. no school work.
person 1 : have you seen alexander's drawings?
person 2 : yeah, they're really good for his age!
person 1 : i wanna watch how he's done it!!
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Alexander

Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
Alexander is the hottest emu ever!
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Alexander

Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
Girl: Alexander Hilber is the total package.

His GF: ikr *heart eyes*
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