The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.
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the science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down and reconstructing it into something else.
1. he used alchemy to turn lead into gold!
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"I've had eight beers now and I feel really good ..... so if I have have another eight beers I'll feel TWICE as good!"
It gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;
(I've used USA names in keeping with the American flavour)
Dirk; Hey, it's 2am .... don't you have a presentation to the board at 9
T-Bone; Yeah, but I figure I'm going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
Dirk; Boy, T-Bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag .... another double bourbon?
"I've had eight beers now and I feel really good ..... so if I have have another eight beers I'll feel TWICE as good!"
It gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;
(I've used USA names in keeping with the American flavour)
Dirk; Hey, it's 2am .... don't you have a presentation to the board at 9
T-Bone; Yeah, but I figure I'm going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
Dirk; Boy, T-Bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag .... another double bourbon?
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In ancient times the study of Alchemy led to the founding of the science of chemistry.
Unknown to many people the goal of study of alchemy was not to turn base metals into gold.
By being able to turn base metals into gold the Alchemist was believed to transform him self spiritually, and the gold was sometimes thought to be a metaphor for the Alchemist soul.
And the transformation was thought to take place to magical or paranormal means.
Alchemist wrote there texts in a type of code to keep people only seeking wealth from corupting the science.
Modern Alchemy is an occult science and studied by people serious about the spiritual side of the universe.
In ancient times the study of Alchemy led to the founding of the science of chemistry.
Unknown to many people the goal of study of alchemy was not to turn base metals into gold.
By being able to turn base metals into gold the Alchemist was believed to transform him self spiritually, and the gold was sometimes thought to be a metaphor for the Alchemist soul.
And the transformation was thought to take place to magical or paranormal means.
Alchemist wrote there texts in a type of code to keep people only seeking wealth from corupting the science.
Modern Alchemy is an occult science and studied by people serious about the spiritual side of the universe.
He's into Alchemy.
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Get the Alchemy mug.sumthin they use in candy instead of sugar,usually for people who care more about losing weight instead of dealing with an exploding ass for a couple of days. known to have a laxative effect causing exploding diarrhea(brown water),diarrhea farts, and cramping along with total humiliation if u are in public after the consumption.
if you by any candies with sugar alcohols, u might want to stay within 20 feet of a bathroom and do not plan any hot dates.
"when i bought sugar free peanut butter cups,i ate the whole bag. about an hour later i had to run to the bathroom grabbing my butt cheeks so the butt water wouldnt get on the carpet. i let out the most explosive diarrhea ever. this experience usually occurs within an hour or two after the consumption of them. this can happen about 10 times a day."
"when i bought sugar free peanut butter cups,i ate the whole bag. about an hour later i had to run to the bathroom grabbing my butt cheeks so the butt water wouldnt get on the carpet. i let out the most explosive diarrhea ever. this experience usually occurs within an hour or two after the consumption of them. this can happen about 10 times a day."
by diarrhea gal November 29, 2005
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