African slip and slide

The act of shitting on a hardwood floor and setting bowling pins on the other side. Then proceeding to throw African ginger midgets to try and knock them down.

Hey Vincent wanna go set up the African slip and slide after this beer?

by BigRichard832626 April 04, 2021

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African Pigeon Wing

When it is so cold out that your penis freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple.

"That was a hardcore African Pigeon Wing i got today!"

by wlds3 December 31, 2013

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African mask head

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

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African Wind Tunnel

When you are licking a man's taint and he farts in your face

I've been curious with my man's taint, but I felt him tense up and he gave me an African Wind Tunnel.

by WakandaForever777 April 17, 2021

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African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.

Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.

by Dick Ed May 30, 2012

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