African mask head

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

African slip and slide

The act of shitting on a hardwood floor and setting bowling pins on the other side. Then proceeding to throw African ginger midgets to try and knock them down.

Hey Vincent wanna go set up the African slip and slide after this beer?

by BigRichard832626 April 3, 2021

African american chess

A variation of the game of chess. It's played just like regular chess except the black pieces always move first.

Let's play african american chess.

by Webb2012 April 24, 2021

african car alarm

A car that has lethal anti-theft deterrents. Like flamethrowers, shotguns, and poisoned needles.

Watch out man that jeep might have an african car alarm.

by Blimpstick October 5, 2017

African Pigeon Wing

When it is so cold out that your penis freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple.

"That was a hardcore African Pigeon Wing i got today!"

by wlds3 December 31, 2013

African Ass Fucking

The are of when 2 or more Africans fuck each other constantly to the point we’re their asses bleed

I caught them African Ass Fucking in the closet!

by Jacob The Ripper May 25, 2021

African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.

Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.

by Dick Ed November 9, 2012