wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Discovery Shaft

A penis going into a new hole.

Can you go in my back door with your Discovery Shaft?

by Badbandit123 May 20, 2021

frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 20, 2017

Shaft

Shaft is a great definition for global Dokkan.

Global is a mega shaft.

by UIReggie February 17, 2021