Texting Wall

Basically the equivalent of the phrase "talking to a brick wall", but with text messaging. (Also applies to some chat rooms as well). The brick wall is a person whom you are texting and they are too busy to make real responses to the things you text them, or they are just stupid or a prick. Commonly words like "cool", "wow", "okay", and "lol" will be used. Usually, in situations where the person doesn't want to talk, it would probably be more polite to tell them that you simply dont want to talk with them.

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Whats up?

Person 1: Nm

Person 2: Thats cool

Person 1: Ya

Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D

Person 1: Okay

Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?

Person 1: Good

Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye

Person 1: Lol

*Later*

Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.

by rubyisasifis January 19, 2010

wall lump

a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”

Emma i broke my wall lump could i borrow yours please

by jonesy :) x August 25, 2019

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

crazy wall

When a wall is covered with newspaper clippings, lines, string, maps and photographs, needed to either solve the case and show just how crazy and determined the creator of it is.

Look at that crazy wall the agent in the movie created. He's sure to catch the killer now!

by agentx4000 April 20, 2013

wall of death

Form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God's "Black Label". At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half...each half made up of aggresive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death. For this reason, many bands have been sued for calling the wall of death, so modern walls of death are formed not due to instruction, but through serious fans who know what to do when the song in question is played. This is a mosh meant to be done a metal shows...not a hardcore dance. A wall of death at an emo/hXc show is not a true wall of death.

Black Label begins.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.

by pseudocide December 25, 2007

berlin wall

An alternative to the eiffel tower for the homophobic, in which the the two men take the oppisite ends of the woman with a curtain in between them so that they cannot see each other naked. If desired, they can still high five through the curtain.

Guy 1: "Wanna eiffel tower her?"
Guy 2: "Dude I don't want to see you naked."
Guy 1: "Berlin wall?"
Guy 2: "Sure"

by JBDK January 6, 2009

Walls of Jericho

A sex position that follows the Ugly Betty sex position. It involves standing up, the woman's back facing you, and placing both of the females legs under the arms while she is stretched under you. similar to Chris Jericho's signature wrestling move. Warning: it requires a woman with a flexible, strong back.

After the ugly betty, I put that bitch in the walls of jericho, had her screaming fore more.

by ImtheShyt July 28, 2009