Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.

Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.

by part irishman September 16, 2009

Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.

Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020

Passin stones

How the cool kids say "Passing kidney stones"

Person 1: Ayo bro im passin stones
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Passin kidney stones

by HighIce August 13, 2021

Bones and stones

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

Tammy Stone

Snagga! a rad bloke who likes to eat food and hang out with the boy

Oi did you see tammy stone last night? she's such a sick cunt
bloody snagga

by gemdawg June 8, 2018

Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips

Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)

by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011