Beverage Goblin

A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.

This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.

by GoodishBookish February 19, 2023

seed goblin

Normally a fat black kid named Troy who loves cum in his asshole and mouth.

Man Troy is sure a seed goblin

by SeedGoblinTroy May 27, 2016

Goblin Squad

A group of people who are better then goons, have more authority. knows what to do and what not to do, there usually rich and have big dreams.

The Goblin Squad is better then the Goon Squad in so many ways.

by tiffanylaurenxo December 29, 2010

Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

jewish goblin

A goblin that steals your weed when you're not looking

Where did my weed go it must have been a Jewish goblin

by Connor12 June 28, 2015

booty goblin

Exactly what you would expect.

But not what you expect.

Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!

by Dunsparce Meta December 27, 2017

Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

by Keemmcmeme December 27, 2021