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old cuck

Someone that calls everything new, or at least new to the old cuck, "hipster".
Lets go eat at that new place.
Old Cuck: Nah, that's hipster food.

Let's go check out that new store in the mall.
Old Cuck: That store is for hipsters!
by Anon7495623 December 7, 2016
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Arctic Cuck

Military people who actually want all of the worst deployments.
Sgt: Did you hear he took the siapan deployment?
Airman: Yeah, He's a real Arctic cuck
by Blitzgeek October 20, 2018
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Cuck Buckler

A damn good insult to use against those of the gay, like chuck

"fuck you chuck you Cuck Buckler"
"okay sir"
"Cuckle my buckle u sexy Cuck Buckler you!"

"chuck is hot"
by skurskur December 13, 2018
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cuck pup

A cuck (cuckold) who also relishes and engages in a gay slave/dom relationship with a very muscular and masculine bear as a side fettish. Cuck pups are ripe for abuse from both their cuckoldress and gay dom.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Jaime yesterday getting dommed by his master?

Friend 2: Yeah then he went home and got cucked by his wife.
Friend 1: Hes such a cuck pup!
by End User 5 February 6, 2019
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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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cuck fu

Noun. The art of unnecessarily defending ones masculinity.
"Johnny's a cuck fu master."
"Why's that?"

"He has so come up with an excuse to say he enjoys girly drinks."
by Hazemaster247 June 27, 2017
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Cuck butter

When you hire a dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. When he cums you mix his semen in milk to make cuck butter
Lisa: Requis and i had a lovely brunch with my husband today. We enjoyed some cuck butter and crosionts.

Susan: what the fuck
by Cuckbutterandtoast May 5, 2018
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