Wank Buddy

Someone you meet up with online and masturbate with on cam. There are two likely outcomes to this situation- you either eventually get over each other, or eventually get under each other. It depends on how excellent and sexy the wank buddy is as to which you will allow to happen.

A classic mistake is performed by the "one sided" wank buddy- ie, only one person puts on their cam and relies on the snazzy wording of the other person to get them off. When they eventually see the other person, they usually turn out to be a middle aged fat man eating a bag of doritos with the same hand he's wanking with. This leads to suicidal moments and feelings of being deeply unclean. TAKE NOTE- Screen your prospective wank buddy before you take off your pants and get stuck in.

"No, I don't want to watch Glee with you, I've got plans with my wank buddy"

"Thank God I've got a wank buddy, or I'd just cry myself into a sexless and frustrated sleep"

by MagickDio March 4, 2010

Power Wank

To pull over and masturbate when driving long distances. Much like the advised "power nap" to avoid accidents.

"Man, ive got one hell of a boner, better pull over and power wank."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTWzmxSJQ8

by Baxt October 17, 2008

Wank Window

The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.

Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done

by Niall Reid January 5, 2008

Wank hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.

"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"

by Bradz88 July 14, 2011

Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa April 20, 2014

Pissy Wank

When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.

I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!

by RaGiNgFaNg January 15, 2009

kamikaze wank

When you hijack a plane and fly it to the ground, then masturbate in the ZERO-G.

Bob: My friend Tom had a kamikaze wank last night.
Greg: Wow, and did the cum float?
Bob: Yes.

by Lovebugeater March 10, 2014