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used tampon

a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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tampon mirage

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not
I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh
by gingleberrymcfuddick May 4, 2017
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white tampon

When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding
Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon
by Mega tits February 14, 2018
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Blair the used Tampon

Its when the character Blair in Total Drama Roblox is made fun of or bullied because she looks like a used tampon, which she does, because everyone thinks that Blair actually does look like a used tampon.
Stacy: I'm so fat and ugly.
Justis: You are, but at least you're not Blair the used Tampon
by CoryXZeeke August 18, 2023
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Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her
friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE
by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 4, 2022
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Tampon

It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.

Spit on it 😏
“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-“
by grifeettoes October 16, 2020
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used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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