Tyler

Tylers have jacked up teeth and odd, funny shaped, big heads. Tyler is a little boy with an enormous ego. Tylers like to beat up little girls. Tylers all live with their mommy or daddy because they will always need help in wiping their own asses. Tyler is a name given to a homosexual immature boy with no class. All Tylers lie. If you are a Tyler then u probably like prison. Tylers have no future except behind bars, in a gay rodeo, or in the circus. Tyler is a name of someone who is completely broke. Tylers always workout obsessively to try to make up for all the areas that they fall 'short' in. Tylers are bullies and they think making girls cry is cool. Tylers are all alcoholics and drive like old ladies. If you meet a Tyler, proceed with caution...Tylers have severe STDs and contagious rashes. Tylers always pee sitting down.

Tyler~ "I like you, you wanna smash?"

Girl~ "Eew NO!"

Tyler~ " You have to or I'll beat you up and won't let you come to my circus!"

by para-abnormal November 6, 2013

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Tylering

The act of being the second string goalie on any sporting team with much better skills than the first string. The only reason that he doesn't start is because his penis is much too large.

Wow, our first string goalie is so tylering our second string goalie. The only reason he starts is because he's a senior.

by ezRusty93 November 11, 2009

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Tyler

very rude, annoying, and unattractive person; very small dick

eww look at that tyler

by lili2511 April 24, 2011

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tyler

the whitest kid you will ever meet. often thinks he is of the non-whitey variety, but don't let him fool you. also claims to have swagg, also not true.

-"hey that kid's so white!"
-"not as white as tyler!"

by kristiemarie August 6, 2011

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